As a man growing bald I read that caffeine promotes hair growth.
Reflecting this comment I was sitting in the gallery like a sculpture on a 2 meter high plinth. 
I drank millions of cups of “Illy” coffee and slowly a 10,000 meter long plastic strip came out of my clothes.
The strip was the same colour as my remaining hair.
I increasingly transformed into some kind of mutation out of coffee and Illy sponsored hair.